高中英語語法對話練習《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英雙譯9素材
生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕9
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翻譯：MADD
小蠻腰
海因里希
Joanna
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后期：孤帆
時間軸：小e
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校對：雨亦奇
總監：YY
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生活大爆炸
第四季第九集
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你知道漫畫英雄世界里誰最有種嗎
You know who's gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe?
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能給女浩克做比基尼蜜蠟除毛的最有種
Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.
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超英雄
綠巨人的表妹
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要說有種嘛
You want to talk brave,
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美國隊長那位從墨西哥偷渡過來的園丁怎么樣
how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?
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超級英雄
被視為美國精神的象征
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他比不上那個每次辦完事后都上廁所的哥們
He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?
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果不其然
你們又錯了
As usual, you're all wrong.
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漫畫英雄世界里最有種的人
The bravest person in the Marvel Universe
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是那位給金剛狼做前列腺檢查的醫生
is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.
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那被金剛狼做前列腺檢查的哥們兒呢
How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?
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你這是抬杠吧
Now you're just being silly.
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金剛狼可從來沒表示過
Wolverine's never displayed
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對幫助他人預防前列腺癌的
the slightest interest in helping others
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有一點點興趣
prevent prostate cancer.
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喂
Hello.
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對
電梯壞掉了
Yes, the elevator's out of order;
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你得爬樓梯了
you'll have to use the stairs.
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你當然可以
Of course you can.
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披薩的歷史可以追溯到16世紀
Pizza dates back to the 16th century,
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可世界上第一部電梯1852年才面世
while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.
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也就是說在三百多年的時間里
That means that for over 300 years,
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人們都是爬樓梯送披薩的
people carried pizzas up stairs.
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請繼承這一光榮傳統吧
Be part of that proud tradition.
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趁他往披薩上吐口水的功夫
我去叫佩妮過來
I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.
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你覺得金剛狼是不是有個金剛不壞前列腺呢
Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?
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這問題真傻逼
That's a stupid question.
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我們不是在討論如何檢查超級英雄的菊花嗎
We're having a conversation about probing the heinie of superheroes.
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這有什么傻逼的
There are no stupid questions.
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找誰啊
Yes?
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哦
佩妮在嗎
Oh, um, is Penny here?
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你就是萊納德
對嗎
You're Leonard, right?
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對啊
Yeah.
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媽的
終于見到你了
小子
Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.
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有誰能給我補充點背景知識嗎
Okay, I think a bit of context here might help.
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嗨
萊納德
你見過我爸爸了
Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad.
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哇
好了
Oh, good.
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背景清楚了
Context.
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進來吧
伙計
Come on in, buddy.
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進來坐會兒
Take a load off.
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老爸
萊納德沒時間
Oh, gee, Dad, Leonard can't stay.
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他只是順道來打招呼的
He just dropped by to say hello.
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謝謝你過來
親愛的
Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.
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咱倆回聊
I'll see you later.
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拜
Bye.
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真詭異
That was odd.
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你確定這點兒漫畫書就夠了嗎
Are you sure you have enough comics?
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到時候你可得守12個小時的望遠鏡
You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,
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而據我估算你挑的這些書
and by my estimate, you've only selected
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只夠看7個小時的
seven hours of reading material.
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我還算上了
That's even factoring in
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你糾結美國漫畫書里這些俚語的時間
your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms
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比如"嘭"
"唰"
like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"
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他這算種族歧視嗎
Is that racist?
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我覺得挺像的
It feels racist.
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別太敏感了
Don't be oversensitive.
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他是說你文盲
又不是說印度人都文盲
He's calling you illiterate, not your race.
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哦
那就好
Oh, okay. Good.
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我不用再挑漫畫書了
I don't need more comics.
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霍華德到時候會過來
我們會一起玩
Howard's gonna stop by, we're gonna play
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星際戰艦和印度大富翁
Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly.
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我可不喜歡大富翁的新版本
I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.
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我更喜歡經典的
普通版的和克林貢版的
I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.
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其實印度大富翁
Actually, Indian Monopoly's
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和普通版差不多
只是錢變成了盧比
just like regular, except the money's in rupees,
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酒店變成了呼叫中心而已
instead of hotels you build call centers,
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如果你抽機會卡
有可能死于痢疾
and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.
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順便告訴你
Just FYI,
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這才叫種族歧視
that was racist.
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你們肯定猜不到剛才發生了什么
You'll never guess what just happened.
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你走在去門廳的路上
You went out in the hallway,
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一不小心跌進了異次元空間之門
stumbled into an interdimensional portal
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來到了5000年后的未來
which brought you 5,000 years into the future,
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然后你在那里利用當時的先進技術
where you took advantage of the advanced technology
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造了一架時間機器
現在你是回來
to build a time machine, and now you're back
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接我們去7010年
to bring us all with you to the year 7010
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那時候我們就能被派到飛海豚利用通靈術
where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium
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控制的思維水族館工作了
by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
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錯
No.
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佩妮剛才吻了我
Penny kissed me.
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這怎么猜得出來
Well, who would ever guess that?
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是
是哪種吻啊
What-what kind of a kiss?
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長吻啊
嘴對嘴的
A big kiss. On the mouth.
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會不會是她本來想吻你的臉的
Is it possible that she was going for your cheek
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結果你的臉一偏她就親到嘴唇了
and you moved and she accidentally got lip?
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我跟我媽經常這樣
That happens with me and my mom all the time.
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她跟她老爸介紹了我
She introduced me to her father,
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吻完我以后就當我面把門關了
